Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

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Earth Day!

Paul Rudd is good looking even dressed as a planet. 

They recast Greenzo?

(via gretchenalice)


none pizza with left beef

ARB my trivia team name.

(via rachelofcyberia)

99% of the time, the reason that I did a second draft was because my computer shut itself off in the night and I lost all of my original work because I got spoiled working on Macs and never manually save.

Arb red pandas

Arb red pandas

(via librarious)

I am in the witness protection program and I only ask that you protect my privacy


Introverts don’t get lonely if we don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.

Sophia Dembling, The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via travelhikepsych)

no reblog on introvert behavior has ever captured it quite so perfectly in such a short post. if you know an introvert, please absorb this wisdom. and if you are an introvert, take comfort in knowing you’re not alone in this. 

(via smileitspaul)

(via stupidswampwitch)

  • Mike: Why would Amazon Prime classify Power Rangers as a comedy?
  • Me: I don't know, but look, Teen Wolf is too, and from what I can tell, it's not a comedy either.
  • Mike: What is that about, anyway?
  • Me: Judging by tumblr, it's about gay sex, between a two guys whose names squish together to make "Sterek".
  • Mike: What are their names, Steve and Eric?
  • Me: No, one of them is Stiles. Stiles and...Derek, I think.
  • Mike: Whatever, that's stupid. God made Steve and Eric, not Stiles and Derek.