Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

handsomedogs:

Meet Whiskey, my 8 week old Cavalier-Pomeranian, enjoying playing in the garden for the first time.

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Elaine Stritch,
Company - Original Broadway Cast

swamibooba:

"The Ladies Who Lunch" from Company, sung by Elaine Stritch.

jusky:

In my opinion, one of the good things about being a dork is it means you’re not evil. There’s no such thing as an evil dork. There can be evil nerds but not evil dorks. That’s why deciding someone is a dork is like the first step towards loving them.

flavorpill:


 Instead of the sad but aimless character in the book, [Kevin] Garvey is now more tense and angry. He yells, he argues, he throws punches, and he (unfortunately) murders dogs — where’s the “Hopeful Party” now?

'The Leftovers' Transforms Tom Perrotta's Hero Into a TV Antihero — and It Works by Pilot Viruet

Disagree. Also, I would like to punch Damon Lindelof’s balls in their balls for everything about this show.

flavorpill:

 Instead of the sad but aimless character in the book, [Kevin] Garvey is now more tense and angry. He yells, he argues, he throws punches, and he (unfortunately) murders dogs — where’s the “Hopeful Party” now?

'The Leftovers' Transforms Tom Perrotta's Hero Into a TV Antihero — and It Works by Pilot Viruet

Disagree. Also, I would like to punch Damon Lindelof’s balls in their balls for everything about this show.

I have always had weird luck with technology. For example, on three separate occasions, computer monitors I was using blinked out dead when I was arguing heatedly over IM. Which is weird, right? I mean, I don’t believe in anything, but that is weird.

Today, my Kindle HD died. Sort of. It turns on, but the screen is covered with brightly colored lines. Nothing (i.e, the Amazon-suggested power-cycling, no other solutions provided) fixed it. Sometimes the colors will be replaced with brighter colors, but that’s all. 

Honestly, I was waiting for the shoe to drop with it; I got it for Christmas 2012 so it was overdue to stop working for no reason. Whatever.

Because I don’t have a smart phone, I busted out my handy Canon T2i to take a picture of the screen so I could upload it and ask for Tumblr’s advice. So I took the pictures as usual and now my computer isn’t recognizing the camera. Every time I plug it in, the software in the camera freezes on “Busy” or “Sensor Cleaning” for some reason and it won’t even turn off if I switch it to “Off”, the only way is to take the battery out. It takes pictures just fine, but I can’t upload them, so they’re useless.

Which is fucking shiiiiiiittty because the Film Fest is in three months and I can’t enter if I don’t have a camera. 

And worse still, now my CD drive keeps opening and closing by itself and I don’t know why. If I were hot, I would suspect one of those remote hackers who likes to torture and spy on young women. But no one wants to watch an ugly girl freak out, so I don’t know what’s going on.

Most importantly, I’m no longer in Des Moines!