December 2009
19 posts
fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
three-songs-per-day:
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2009: The Year in Review
Everyone (unison): Your extended, spiraling existential-identity crisis/panic episode/depressive meltdown is turning you into a terrible girlfriend/friend/student/daughter/sister/employee. Bye!
Me: Blublblblblblblblblblbgurgle.
(fin)
Really?
‘Cause I thought the whole food baby thing was over.
I must say
1) If I can’t get my friends to hate my ex’s new girlfriend as much as she clearly deserves, what good am I as a spiteful bitch.
2) today, I realized that I am way too old to play Annie or date teenagers, and I am not the kind of person who gets invited into threesomes.
3) If most of you guys found someone to love, or at least pretend to love, you for a couple of years, I have at...
What English majors, class of '09, think about
Me: it would be easier if I had more confidence in my writing. Knox really took that down a peg. again, I know it's all in my head
Polk: So, just fsking do it. What else is there?
Me: swerving into oncoming traffic
Polk: .... I meant to improve your writing...
Me: Oh. Whoops.
Polk: *Aaaaaak-ward*
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Tackle me
I noticed you picked up a lot of followers after changing to your current avatar. Have any more pics like that?
I will after I do that nude photo spread for an anonymous person’s magazine. But I like to think of it as a coincidence. @Sarcastickunt recommended me shortly after I changed avatars, and that’s how I got such a windfall of followers. But the picture probably helped. Do...
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raptordactyl:
Who’s your best friend? by ImAwake2
My best friend? @afoolishwit Unfortunately we are separated by a great distance. This saddens
I swear to all the doubters, I did not pose as @ImAwake2 to ask this question. But the answer did make me tear up. <3
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Do you like snakes?
I’m generally ambivalent about them. If I lived in an area with poisonous snakes, I’d probably be afraid of them, but all of the snakes around here are kinda cute.
What time is recess?
11:15 am
Where are the droids I was looking for?
by ImAwake2
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Two questions about TV
Favorite 5 TV shows of all time. Favorite, not best. Go.
REALLY difficult question, especially because my original list was the generic “Best TV Shows of The 2000s” list. But those shows are best for a reason, because they’re so damn likable. The other problem is, I tend to like shows because of where I happen to be at the time. For example, when I was 12 I enjoyed the...
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I’d be willing to engage in a steamy MMF threesome with you and videotape it as evidence to be presented to your parents that you’re not a lesbian. Game?
Sounds good, except my Dad the Psychologist would try to turn it into a lesson about intimacy. “When your partners accidentally made eye contact with each other, how did that make you...
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Strong Sad and the Case of the Overshareasaurus
You seem very sad a lot… Are you sad?
Wow…did I really start with this Formspring malarkey 2 weeks ago? Apparently. I took a long time to answer this question because it’s definitive of my life recently and seems to require a well thought-out answer. However, I’m especially sad today, so answering it seems appropriate. Sad isn’t the exact idea of what I am - more...
Fashion advice
So, hypothetically, and I’m asking for a friend of course:
What do you wear for a day in the city with a guy that you haven’t seen since your bizarrely indefinite breakup six months ago, except he has a new girlfriend now and you’re still grotesquely infatuated with him, and you won’t see him again for another year? Should I go with lacy and bohemian, or sassy and...
No, you're a bandwagon
If you could be any North American river system, which one would you be, and why?
The Mighty Mississippi. Because Mark Twain metaphors are the sexiest metaphors.
I would convert for you. In the hopes that maybe your family would be more accepting of the fact that I’m a woman. Think that might help?
My parents wouldn’t MIND if I settled down with a woman. They would certainly play...
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Shakespeare, Batman and Stoppard
If you were given a choice between Shakespeare, Stoppard, or Batman, would you have whiskey instead?
Marry Shakespeare, fuck Batman and kill Stoppard. I think. A little whiskey might make the choice easier, but here’s my logic: I’m no psychotic with a lust for world domination (surprisingly enough) so I could never kill Batman. I could also never marry Batman because, while untold...
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Judaism and Me: It's Complicated
Would your parents and family erupt if you married a guy who wasn’t Jewish? Asking for a friend.
To be honest, I’m not one of those REAL Jewy Jews. My father grew up as one, and my mother is a lapsed…Protestant? Maybe? I think? She’s from New England. My brother and I were raised under both religions, which obliterated the likelihood of us finding faith in either. We...
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Booze
Vodka, rum or gin?
I usually prefer whiskey. But out of the three, I like rum best, especially mixed with Virgil’s Cream Soda. Delicious.
Ask me anything
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You’re very, very funny on Twitter. Do you draft stuff for posting later or just post as you think of stuff?
*grin* They’re usually just posted as I think of them, though I’ve had a few rattle around in my brain for a few weeks before I get up the nerve to post them. The closest thing I do to drafting is posting something to Twitter,...
formspring, my enemy
The only feeling more pathetic than consciously going for an attention-grab is when nobody responds to your blatant attention-grab. This is why I can never attempt suicide.
See what I did there?
UNREASONABLY DARK ATTENTION-GRAB