January 2011
53 posts
I had
a well-written and funny “Worst Movies of 2010” list written, but Tumblr ate it. I’m guessing you guys would have liked that a lot more. But yeah, my family is the type that celebrates New Year’s by eating a metric ton of food-truck barbecue and watching disturbing Italian Holocaust comedies. Holocaumedies, if you will.
December 2010
9 posts
girldetective.me: Twas the Night Before Christmas →
girl-detective:
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the nation the Christians were having a grand celebration. They left their offices early and closed all the shops, and it seemed almost as though the whole world has just stopped.
But hidden away, tucked far out of sight The Others were having a…
Brilliant brilliant brilliant. read it.
Anonymous asked: Pants or no pants?
Portmanteaus
Will Gregory: In Nottinghamshire there is a three mile long lime avenue.
Me: I wish that were a palindrome.
Will Gregory: It would be made into one of those upside-down words. A DanBrownome.
Me: I thought a DanBrownome was a garden ornament with a lot of secrets.
Will Gregory: Stop thoroughly out-clevering me.
Me: No wait, it's a genetic structure with short, poorly-paced chapters!
Me: No wait, it's the town in Alaska where Jesus got married!
Capability
I know I’ve been crowing about this everywhere, but…I just drove home in the snow! It was one of the most traumatic events of my life. At times, I was sure I was going to crash into a telephone pole or a parked car, but I didn’t. This doesn’t seem like a big deal, but considering that we once thought I wouldn’t be able to drive at all, it’s a big fucking...
Tangerine: orange-like citrus fruit.
Intangerine: an apple.
rejecter:
Leggings are not pants, e-books are not books and love is not an erection.