Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

reinedescanards:

HERE IT IS!

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
happy birthday . . . i hope that you're doing well and this year brings you all the things you're looking for
mmemordant mmemordant Said:

I think this is my first anon ever, you guys. It begins!

But thank you. I could be doing better and hopefully now that I am an adult (27 means adult) that will happen.

My mom and the most bizarre autocorrect fail I’ve seen yet. How does “Frederick Memorial Hospital” become “gym nursery”?

My mom and the most bizarre autocorrect fail I’ve seen yet. How does “Frederick Memorial Hospital” become “gym nursery”?

marlssbarkley:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

it sounds like a duck

(via kite-dreams)

sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

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Infinite Jest told with Legos.