Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

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To celebrate the release of the newest, saddest ever episode of Welcome to Night Vale, enjoy this new t-shirt design inspired by the very old, mostly forgotten episode “PYRAMID”.

Someone I vaguely knew in high school posted a video called “Shit Gentrifiers Say.”

Some white libertarian dude I vaguely knew in high school posted eight. 8. unsolicited comments on it about how mocking rich people is as bad as systemic racism.

The OP unfriended the Libertarian without a word. Subsequently he has posted four. 4. Facebook statuses about how unjust, cowardly, and bigoted the OP is. 

I had to tell someone about this, so you’ll have to do, my secret public journal.

  • Where is your favorite small town and why? My grandma lives in Ogunquit, Maine. Supposedly it is the gay capital of New England and the beach is always cold. 
  • Could you solve simultaneous linear equations right now, if asked? It depends what those are.
  • Where is the weirdest place you’ve fallen asleep? Not passed out. Fallen asleep. While standing in line for a haunted house.
  • What’s your favorite nonsexual position? Third position.
  • What was the last situation or circumstance that made you cry for no apparent reason? Every time I do the dishes and the smell of rotten eggs emanates from the sink. I guess there is an apparent reason.
  • Have you ever had an out-of-body experience and if so, what was it like? I haven’t.
  • Describe something you’ve done for money but regretted. Telemarketed.
  • What is your favorite non-human smell and sound? Smell is a combo of musty book smell and cooking bacon. Sound is…thunder, probably? Or heavy rainfall on a roof.
  • What do you have in your bag or wallet right now that you didn’t know was there? Knowing my bag, I probably don’t *want* to know.
  • What is your favorite season and seasoning? Fall and salt.
  • Condom and condiment? Trojans and ketchup. (Dang, I’m not very interesting.

Many thanks to donthenerd. I don’t have any questions to ask, nor anyone to tag, so…yeah.


The latest. This has got to start counting as internship hours after a while, right? 

This is the first time I’ve seen something I made pop up on my dash. Fuuuck yeah.

(via sigmalibrae)

My eighth birthday party was a *prestige* birthday party.


Poster: HBO’s ‘Silicon Valley’ | EW