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Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

Most importantly, I’m no longer in Des Moines!

darthstripmaul:

debshock:

aatombomb:

jrhyley:

gifak-net:

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Driver, roll up the partition please.

LOOK AT MA BUTT.

Cat is like Oh Jesus here he comes aw shit not again

Banzai Drop!

"I guess I should probably pack now…(ten minutes later) Look, a tiny puppy sitting on a fat cat’s face."

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It’s been way too long since I listened to this.

So, I’m listening to Kelly Clarkson while I salvage this thing because she makes me feel like a Strong Female Protagonist and I accidentally played a whole album instead of just “Stronger” and “Since U Been Gone.”

I just feel like I should let you know that there’s a song called “Einstein” and the chorus is pretty much just the line “Dumb plus dumb equals you" repeated over and over.

Am I blowing the Script Fest because of this sudden terrible depression, or am I suddenly terribly depressed because I’m completely shitting the bed vis a vis the Script Fest?

Oh right, it’s both. It’s always both.

babbyajumma:

msavignon:

He really gets me, you guys.

literally my entire “work day”

The last 46 hours.

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