Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

  • Me: (struggles to open a jar of pickles)
  • My brother: Need help?
  • Me: No, I got this. (five minutes later) I guess it would help if I took the plastic seal off the top, huh?
  • My brother: Ladies and gentlemen, a college graduate.
  • Me: LIBERAL ARTS