Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

Facts

  • If your glasses break, and you can’t afford new ones, you may fix your glasses with superglue.
  • If your glasses are held together with superglue, a month of rain, snow, and tears will disintegrate the superglue.
  • If you are trying to wipe your glasses off after boarding a bus, and it’s raining, they might break.
  • You might have to spend your beer allocation on more superglue.
  • When fixing your glasses with superglue, you will probably get it all over your hands because you can’t see anything.
  • The superglue might not hold. You will be blind and covered in superglue for the rest of the day.
  • Have a nice date!

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  1. hubbit said: I HAVE DONE ALL OF THESE THINGS. Except the dating. When I was going out with my wife, I had rimless wire frames. Those lasted until we had a grabby infant. :)
  2. mmemordant posted this
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