Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

  • Contestant: My uterus is in my throat right now...
  • My father: Well, that's convenient.
  • ...
  • My mother and me: AUUUUGGGH NOOOOOO WHYYYYYY
  1. girl-detective said: hahahaha
  2. mmemordant posted this