Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

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(via text, a few mornings ago)

Mike: I slept like a baby last night! Thanks, dildo juice!

Me: What did you call me?

  1. sblaufuss said: Oh shit. Guitar for Dummies? WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF LOOKING FOR THAT SOONER?
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