Cowface Communiqués

Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student

Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America.

  • My father: Hey, when were you planning on doing [simple chore that isn't a big deal and impacts no one's life but mine]?
  • Me: I was planning on doing it in five minutes when I'm finished what I'm doing now, but since you phrased that command that way, I'll do it in two hours instead.
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