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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Name: Ems
Age: 24
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Student
Musings on movies, TV, comedy, photography, and living with boobs and without spatial/motor/social skills in America. </description><title>Cowface Communiqués</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mmemordant)</generator><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>juskysnewbooks:

Infinite Jest is available on kindle.
What a hilarious, insane, delusional...</title><description>juskysnewbooks:

Infinite Jest is available on kindle.
What a hilarious, insane, delusional...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24095394998</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24095394998</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 20:12:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh man.</title><description>The co-op where I am now a cashier sells a lot of beautiful produce, kombucha with chia seeds, and...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24085457785</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24085457785</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 17:50:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I'll loan you the $20 for a share of the residuals.</title><description>Woo! Free money!
But seriously, thanks. Luckily, my one local writer friend stepped up. He’s...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24034146682</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24034146682</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 21:15:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Etiquette check</title><description>Would it be uncouth for me to set up a Kickstarter to raise $17 so I can enter the 72 Script Fest...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24020562076</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/24020562076</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 18:08:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Feast at Mike’s parents’ house. They eat real food...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rbb7HpDW1qzp8vpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feast at Mike’s parents’ house. They eat real food here. Even bread. With butter. It’s awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23961729697</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23961729697</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 19:45:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You know what gets me hot?</title><description>Punctuality, motherfucker. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

(the inverse is also true.)</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23903318989</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23903318989</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 22:08:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I was looking through the photos on my iPod and this was in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nsnzLfiJ1qzp8vpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was looking through the photos on my iPod and this was in there. This was the window of the local medical supply store I walk past on the way to trivia.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23835234867</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23835234867</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 22:09:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fahrworks!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nroydRVc1qzp8vpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fahrworks!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23833988436</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23833988436</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 21:48:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We got into the World Series of Trivia!

And I got a job!

And...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ly3f4Hwx1qzp8vpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We got into the World Series of Trivia!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And I got a job!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And this doofus.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23770549158</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23770549158</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 22:11:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Depressing thing of the day</title><description>The number of people on the Internet asking if they can wear flip flops to job interviews.

(I...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23736354384</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23736354384</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 11:42:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nervy b</title><description>I have a job interview today at the local co-op. I scheduled it yesterday so I haven&amp;#8217;t had...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23735643375</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23735643375</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 11:23:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>They say when it rains, it pours</title><description>And I&amp;#8217;ve always found that true when it comes to relationships. Whenever I have a steady...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23637600167</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23637600167</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 19:44:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>James Bobin in Talks, Zach Galifianakis Attached to ‘A Confederacy of Dunces’ | /Film</title><description>James Bobin in Talks, Zach Galifianakis Attached to ‘A Confederacy of Dunces’ | /Film: This...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23610638343</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23610638343</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:19:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fatmanatee:

BLONDE SWANSON

I’m surprised that I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h68ijk711qz8u8ho1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fatmanatee.tumblr.com/post/23608522854/blonde-swanson" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fatmanatee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLONDE SWANSON&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m surprised that I haven’t seen a single person point out that he looks like a more solidly-built Eddie Izzard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23608777740</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23608777740</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:20:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>drewdlesaurus:


fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)


THIS IS SO...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/23578069170/tumblr_m4g0srEkEw1qzv8qk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://drewdlesaurus.tumblr.com/post/23575564592" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;drewdlesaurus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;THIS IS SO GREAT.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is turning into a “fun. Covers I Want to Save For Later” appreciation blog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23578069170</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23578069170</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 20:39:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hollywood: Look at this awesome Goddamn thing we're making/have made.</title><description>Hollywood: Look at this awesome Goddamn thing we're making/have made.
Me: !!!!! Guys, I just ran...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23511709206</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23511709206</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 20:19:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why did I go on Tumblr BEFORE watching Mad Men</title><description>Why</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23464600994</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23464600994</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 00:30:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Today was a good day. We went to see the Dictator, ate food at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4aygjiXNE1qzp8vpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today was a good day. We went to see the Dictator, ate food at the Greek Festival and saw this band, the Yardslippers, play music. And there was a tiny floppy-eared puppy and he petted it and that was the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life and that’s not hyperbole.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don’t know, guys. Is it normal to start really liking someone four months into dating them? Usually this is the point when a guy starts annoying the shit out of me, but that just hasn’t happened this time. And that scares me. That scares me a lot, because I’ve never been in a mutual really-liking situation, at least not with someone I saw regularly or interacted with in a healthy way. So I can only infer that it isn’t a mutually really-liking situation. And I wish that I could shut up and enjoy what I have, but I wish even more that it were socially acceptable to be forthcoming about one’s emotions without seeming completely needy and unhinged.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23392897149</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23392897149</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:45:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, remember when I used to constantly post pictures of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a9icTpeF1qzp8vpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, remember when I used to constantly post pictures of the jewelry pieces I was making? Well, I took a break, but now I’m back, bitches. I made this thing. Sort of. I didn’t make the pieces but I put them together. I’ve been trying to find the right chain for my brain locket forever (and by forever I mean twoish years) and I ended up cobbling one together last night because I was bored.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23363226674</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23363226674</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 14:47:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Box Office Report: 'Battleship' Torpedoed With $9.1 Million Friday, a Potential Disaster for Universal | THR</title><description>Box Office Report: 'Battleship' Torpedoed With $9.1 Million Friday, a Potential Disaster for...</description><link>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23359720713</link><guid>http://mmemordant.tumblr.com/post/23359720713</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 13:43:42 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

